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Knock knock. Anyone here :D
Yep
Oh hello. Pull up a chair and sit and have a cuppa. I have the Kettle on :D
No messing about.
Who's messing ?
Gazza was messing
That's a nice block of stars Gazza :tu: :nworthy:
Hmm, no smileys on this forum. Is that a reflection of the lack of a sense humour on the part of the mods? :D
Why does Paul think it's Christmas?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinkey
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Thanks. I paid Hugh some money for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by dantheman
Because he wants to. :)
Bless him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinkey
Are you going to do the blessing :D
I only believe in the devil, so I'm probably not the best man for the part :)
Who is he when he's at home :)
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Can I have some of your red stars pleaseeeeeeeeee :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Gazza
Satan. big fella dressed in red? horns and a pitchfork?
Oh he sounds bad. Did you ever meet him :eek:
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I thought the place was closed. It's very quiet here today
No, he didn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gazza
It was more "payment in kind"....;)
I'm hoping to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinkey
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It's in my diary. 2 hrs on the 22nd of this month.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh
won't forget! :D
What payment in kind did Hugh pay Gazza? Spill :confused:
Oh, just some kinky stuff he said he's into. that's all.
why anybody would want to be walked around the garden in chains and leathers for 2 hours I don't know. I'll just look at it as if I'm walking my dog for a bit longer than normal.
It's when he eats the tin of dogfood I feel a bit nauseous. :eek:...Quote:
Originally Posted by Gazza
It's incredible at this age that he still manages to lick his own spheres.
Sounds like some kind of "psychological projection" going on there, lads......
I was talking about beer, then you two went off on some weird wish fulfillment fantasy.
If he craps on the lawn, I tell ya I'm gonna be so embaressed!Quote:
Originally Posted by harmitage
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Oh dear. does that mean you want your red stars back for telling them about the dog thing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh
Gazza leave Hugh alone and be good and get in from that garden. This is your mother speaking to you. Get in or I will catch you by the ear and drag you in :p
Leave me alone mother. or I'll tell dad what you make me do ;)
Ok calm down son. Hugh leave my son alone and give him back his red stars fastttttttttt!
And tell him not to hold me to the Wednesday thing?
Hugh until after Wednesday do not hold onto it after that your free to do what you want but dont tell my son. It's just between me and you. Ok Hugh? ;) Gazza have it sorted ok son
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Are you ok now son. My one and only son. What I had to do to keep you alive when you were a wee nipper you will never know. I'm still crying tears over it you little weasle :(
Yes mother.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinkey
Yes. release the grip on my throat when the nurses told you to.Quote:
Are you ok now son. My one and only son. What I had to do to keep you alive when you were a wee nipper you will never know. I'm still crying tears over it you little weasle :(
I love you mother.
I'll give you I love you mother. You little scamp. Oh forgot I have to be nice to you or you will tell your dad. Your a lovely little son. :rolleyes:
I won't tell dad as long as you do what I want you to do. you can start with taking your teeth out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinkey
I will take you teeth out and your tongue out and you wont be able to speak again. Now behave and be a good boy thats a little darling. :mad: Hugh by any chance do you want to adopt and you can have him for nothing.
I'm telling dad you're giving me away for nothing. you know dad would say that I'm worth at least a fiver :mad:
Gazza are you gone to bed. You better be before I get in that door. :mad:
I'm in bed mother. ignore the video camera when you come in, I'm fixing it for a mate.
Come out of that room now and leave the video camera alone. This is your dad speaking. I've locked you mother in the basement and I cant let her see me in the clothes. The blackmail money if you dont come out right now. Do you not hear your poor mother banging on the door
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What clothes? have you been drinking dad? can't you just go back to the pub and let mum out?
Now Gazza dont pretend you dont know what I'm talking about. Come out fast. You have to face facts and come to terms that Daddy dresses in Mummy's clothes and I also told Mummy not to give you away to the bold boy Hugh. Not unless he pays us £10 for you. https://i904.photobucket.com/albums/a...ies/0006-2.gif quick she is coming out. Hurry son
Mum won't mind you wearing her clothes. she can wait in my bed till you've finished with them.
And Hugh's offered me £50. and that's just for a night!
https://i904.photobucket.com/albums/a...ilies/0041.gif. Very good son. Get Hugh to give more money and we can see what happens from there son. Oh Your mother is out of the basement. Hide me son and leave that dam VIDEO alone NOW. Run quick
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Your mother is screaming son. Hide under the bed quick
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Anyone https://i904.photobucket.com/albums/a...5f50f2dbce.gif
I'm going to knock you out with bat again dad. you'll feel better in the morning. you always do.